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E321 ‘Peter Pan’ by J. M. Barrie Chapter 6

I gave up on this book.

Episode Notes

We learn:

The author is a horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of the kids he abducted. So I’m giving up on this book.

  • My girlfriend gave me permission to officially drop this book
  • The fairies had a orgy… that’s in the book. A book for kids.

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E320 ‘Peter Pan’ by J. M. Barrie Chapter 5

Where we learn how stupid Neverland is... and the author is a pedo.

Episode Notes

We learn:

That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end.

  • Everything is racist all the time
  • The lost boys apparently need 7 doors for their house. Because they’re morons
  • I’m thinking about inception-ing my commercials with a 3rd layer of ads
  • The author is a pedo

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E319 ‘Peter Pan’ by J. M. Barrie Chapter 4

You can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end.

Episode Notes

We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end.

  • I had to work fast- the bachelorette is on
  • Tinkerbell actually wants to kill Wendy
  • Everyone flying is a dick

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E317 ‘Peter Pan’ by J. M. Barrie Chapter 2

Nothing STILL makes any sense. And the nanny really is a dog.

Episode Notes

We learn:

  • Learn more about how to fight against the Supreme Court's decision by visiting https://www.podvoices.help/get-help
  • I went back to the cabin for the 4th holiday
  • Nothing STILL makes any sense
  • The author added pixie dust to keep kids from killing themselves

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E313 'The Preposterously Unlikely Plight of Lucious The Lama' by spookybookiwrite

Lama's CAN be racist

Episode Notes

We learn:

  • Lama’s CAN be racist
  • Snipers can be anywhere at any time
  • Sometimes you just gotta go where the waters take you

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E311 ‘Castle of Terror’ by Caroline Farr - CH 10' by Carolie Farr

The final chapter was only TWO PAGES

Episode Notes

The final chapter was only TWO PAGES . .

We learn:

  • Two pages can STILL count as a chapter
  • Most authors are racist, apparently
  • I’m running out of bits for dorglass.com

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